Voice mail

[voiceoverdue]

"Hello, this is Cecil. If this is someone from Fandom, just speak after the beep, and I imagine this thing will let me know. If you're calling from Night Vale, whisper your message into the refrigerator fruit bin, then take out a mango and hurl it into the void, and I'll get back to you as soon as I can! Thanks!"

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Valentine's Day Delivery

[3girls-1core.livejournal.com]

At some point when Cecil came into the room, he would find a card and a few homemade heart-shaped cookie sandwiches waiting for him on his bed.

Happy Valentine's Day to you and Foucault!

Best,
Sholeh

Zeela had argued long and hard about whether they had to include Foucault, but Sholeh had remained firm.

[tigerundercover]

"Right. Um. Okay, I'm sorry this took a little while, but. The first thing you need to know is your father is fine. Or, um, he will be? He almost wasn't, but he is now, so don't freak out. And I'm sorry I had to impersonate your mother. Okay, I'm not sorry I did that because it worked but still, I guess it's kind of weird. Sooooooo. Call me back if you have questions? Anyway. Bye!"

[voiceoverdue]

Answered here!

[iceolatedqueen.livejournal.com]

[From here! (http://iceolatedqueen.livejournal.com/745.html?thread=31721#t31721)]

"Wait... is the hotel on fire? Who would set the hotel on fire? Why would they do that? I am not putting out the hotel!!"

[voiceoverdue]

Answered here!

[spin_kick_snap]

[From here]

"Wait, why are you inviting me to a gunfight? Did you hear about how I pulled that bullet out? Look, I only did that once and I was in a panic the whole time!"

...

"And what does a succubus have to do with anything?"

[voiceoverdue]

Answered here!

[doesnotkneel]

[[ from here ]]

"... I don't know why you're callin' me about bad things happening, mate, but what on God's green Earth makes you think I want to talk to you?"

[voiceoverdue]

Answered here!